We've all seen the tumblr gifs and pictures. The truth is we all set high expectations and at some point have found ourselves disappointed in the results. Whether it's weight loss goals or scholastic excellence it's hard to judge yourself fairly when you want so much! It's incredibly easy to be a bully as well.
After a week of on and off days of feeling shitty and congested I was looking forward to joining my friends at a convention that celebrates a rainbow of colored wigs and costumes. By proxy I would be fulfilling my older brothers wish to attend this event as well. Today was the day to Carpe my Diem.
Well reality is my sinuses decided to crappeh my diem. I fell asleep for far longer than I expected and was gagging at the - ok too much detail.
This disappointment is really bringing out my brains inner Nikki Minaj.
Sometimes your brain is the stupid hoe. It expected you to leap over a mountain and you had barely jumped a fence.
So I did what any tired and congested person would do - I went to rite aid - spent the price of a ticket on some antihistamine, chocolate, netti pot, baby oil - too far ?
YOU A STUPID HOE YOU YOU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH WHY!?!! make it stop!!!
After a week of on and off days of feeling shitty and congested I was looking forward to joining my friends at a convention that celebrates a rainbow of colored wigs and costumes. By proxy I would be fulfilling my older brothers wish to attend this event as well. Today was the day to Carpe my Diem.
Well reality is my sinuses decided to crappeh my diem. I fell asleep for far longer than I expected and was gagging at the - ok too much detail.
This disappointment is really bringing out my brains inner Nikki Minaj.
No not that one.
Something like that yes.
This one.
So I did what any tired and congested person would do - I went to rite aid - spent the price of a ticket on some antihistamine, chocolate, netti pot, baby oil - too far ?
YOU A STUPID HOE YOU YOU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH WHY!?!! make it stop!!!
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