Being female makes me feel like I'm a hormonal time bomb. Being congested makes me feel like my head is in a pickle jar. Sprouting moles make me feel like I'm fertilized soil with worms and fungus. Stomach problems make me feel FAT.
Mix that cocktail together and you have one unhappy FATTEH.
I wonder what that drink would look like alcohol wise - I would definitely serve this after a long day of work/school/life.
You know what would make all this feel so much better?
CUPCAKES.
Guess what? It is HEAVEN... until you inhale it then you wish you hadn't.
WHY oh WHY... did I just get 1?
Don't judge me!
Mix that cocktail together and you have one unhappy FATTEH.
I wonder what that drink would look like alcohol wise - I would definitely serve this after a long day of work/school/life.
You know what would make all this feel so much better?
CUPCAKES.
Guess what? It is HEAVEN... until you inhale it then you wish you hadn't.
WHY oh WHY... did I just get 1?
Don't judge me!
That cupcake comes in Vanilla, Chocolate or GLORIOUS!!!
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