Tumblrs Pandora's box

How do you start a blog like this in an epic manner?

Oh wait I know: (Warning contains some nudity)

Bet she won't be doing this tomorrow

But that's how I'm going to look when I get the new Daft Punk album

What do you mean you're offended by my humor of a bare ass on fire?!

BE AFRAID OF MY FEMININE MYSTIQUE 

I dare you to enter tumblr's WTF section of gifs! DARE YOU!!